I am a bureaucrat. I am an activist. Bureaucracy keeps my breath minty-fresh. Activism gives me a thick layer of blubber that keeps me warm in the winter months. Certain types of bureaucrats are better than others, you know. Same with activists. My favorite bureaucrat is Shelley Long. Yeah. In fact anyone named Shelley (or its variants) is fine with me. I am proud to be an activist because we invented the pacemaker. No you are clearly the bureaucrat because you look more like one (tie).