If we throw her off the cliff and she lives, she's a witch.
If we put her in the car and she can drive, she's a witch.
If she knows how to use Photoshop, she's a witch.
If she talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk, she's a witch.
If we take her to the movies and she doesn't buy popcorn, she's a witch.
If we throw her in a well and she floats, she's a witch.
A light witch.
Yes, we have a lot of fun here at Death To The Extremist, but it's not all fun and games.
If we put her on a scale and it still says zero, she's weightless.
Episode 36
Witch
August 1, 2001
